Trump: Evidence Was Planted!
By: Trump's story just keeps changing, doesn't it?
1) I don't have any secret files!
2) The files you found are just mementos, nothing secret!
3) The secret files you found aren't secret, because I declassified them!
4) It's ok that I have secret files, because I didn't show them to the enemy!
5) The secret files were planted!
And why do Trump's lawyers all quit on him?
Is it because he doesn't pay them? Or is it that he's a chronic liar and his lawyers can't defend him because of that?
Whatever the case, the world is anticipating an entertaining media drama as Trump makes a court appearance today and we hope to hear his next excuse for breaking felonious federal laws. There's also the added media drama of seeing his supporters, many of whom dress up as "warriors" and are ever eager to provide comedy relief with their statements of "facts".