Scouse - Worst accent in the UK by a country mile
Lady behind till: you’re barred love, sorry I can’t serve you.
Man: (????) - I’m barred what for girl?
Man: ye wha?
Lady: that vodka
Man: shoplifting? Oh ye f****** hard faced f****** cow. Who do you think you are ‘ey?
Lady: you’re not allowed!
Man: a bottle of vodka? Ahhh f*** off! You cheeky cow
Lady: get out!
Man: here you know what I always say! Times are hard and friends are few, tra (goodbye) to f****** you!