Moonlighting: Ninja Warrior Makes Ends Meet Pushing Broom

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Make no mistake, inside this quiet, gentle giant lurks the heart of a master ninja who keeps the chain pulled tight at all times.

The sweep sham is not his dream but those brewskies and hot pockets ain't paying for themselves. Still, the training shines thru, just impossible to contain. There's no lid tight enough, folks and every once and a while...boom....there goes the dynamite.

A legend lives in all of us.

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